Too close to creepy!

Just a quick thought. . .

Many realize the joys of my life and know that awkwardness seems to find me in many circumstances! I thought it was mainly related to dating, but now I see it has moved into my work space as well. If you need a little pick-me-up/funny story to realize that your awkward moments aren't that bad. . .let me know! I'd be happy to share with you the joys of awkwardness! Normally, I would just post the story on here because I'm happy to bring laughter into others' lives via my great moments, but won't because writing will not do the story justice. This particular case is on the verge of creepy and thus, needs full inflection and tone to gain the greatness of it all.

Otherwise, I do want to wish everyone a very Happy Hump Day! (Might possibly be my second favorite day of the week). :)

Welcome to Walmart!

I never thought I would become an early morning person. . .well, good to know that I am still not one. In fact the opposite is true. Working graveyards has dramatically shifted my normal wake cycle, but don't worry, I've found many advantages to late nights. My favorite is the fact that I don't have to get up in the morning! IT'S BEAUTIFUL! The other advantage I have found is the fact that I can make early morning runs to Walmart.

Here's the advantages:
1. No one is there
2. You get the freshest choice in supplies since they are currently stocking shelves.
3. Close parking spots

Okay, sometimes they block off entire sections in the grocery isles so they can mop the floors, and there's only one register open but all of that is small in comparison to this great joy of the sound of. . .

"WELCOME TO WALMART!"

That's right. I've never heard more chipper people at 6:30 am. The greeters are always so excited to see me come in and make me feel so special!

Point being. I knew I would find a way to become a morning person and reap some benefits. :) Thank you Walmart!