Thursday, January 13, 2011

Welcome to Walmart!

I never thought I would become an early morning person. . .well, good to know that I am still not one. In fact the opposite is true. Working graveyards has dramatically shifted my normal wake cycle, but don't worry, I've found many advantages to late nights. My favorite is the fact that I don't have to get up in the morning! IT'S BEAUTIFUL! The other advantage I have found is the fact that I can make early morning runs to Walmart.

Here's the advantages:
1. No one is there
2. You get the freshest choice in supplies since they are currently stocking shelves.
3. Close parking spots

Okay, sometimes they block off entire sections in the grocery isles so they can mop the floors, and there's only one register open but all of that is small in comparison to this great joy of the sound of. . .

"WELCOME TO WALMART!"

That's right. I've never heard more chipper people at 6:30 am. The greeters are always so excited to see me come in and make me feel so special!

Point being. I knew I would find a way to become a morning person and reap some benefits. :) Thank you Walmart!

1 comment:

  1. hahahahahahaha... Oh my good heavens... so hilarious. You make my heart happy... So you know... Anyway, love your liver! (Just found out how important that little-big organ is.)

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